A few years ago, my parents watched our dog, Charlie, while we were away. When we returned, my mother said, “We took him to work with us. He was so funny. He liked to run from window to window, like a little Italian.”
“Like a little Italian?” I said.
“You know," she said, "like a little Italian who wants to see what’s outside."
What I love about this is not only the nonsensical stereotype that my mother (who is Italian, by the way) chose to invent. It’s also the detail--who wants to see what’s outside--added for clarity. I suppose there are other reasons a little Italian might run from window to window. Perhaps to see if Giuseppe has arrived yet, his donkey cart piled high with bushels of fresh manicotti.
Since then, I’ve enjoyed inventing my own baffling non-stereotypes. I’ve been as happy, you might say, as a Portuguese deaf-mute. You know. A Portuguese deaf-mute, who enjoys things.
Heh! I forgot that story, it's a classic. At first I thought maybe she was making a Mario Brothers reference, because Mario is a little Italian in a side-scrolling game from the 80s, but then I wised up - Moms don't know from Nintendo.
Posted by: debl | February 09, 2004 at 11:46 AM
p.s. So no commentary on last week's America's Top Model?
Posted by: debl | February 09, 2004 at 11:55 AM
You made me laugh until I had little tears in the corner of my eyes messing up my eyeliner.
great blog.
Posted by: tatti | February 12, 2004 at 01:22 PM